The Queen's Meme: The Cooking Meme

The Cooking Meme (What Is The Meaning of Thyme and Other Deep Questions)

1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?

    Research on its possible uses, combinations, if it's a herbal remedy or just plain used for cooking.

2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?

This one is an egg that cracked and had a nervous breakdown. Is this a trick question?

       

3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?

    I don't whip, I most likely whisk! But then I don't bake, so why are we talking about it?

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?
    They're not in drawers, they're in spoon organizers, they still spoon though. As for the wooden spoons, well they should know better than to spoon with each other.
5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.
Why did you close them?
    The rain might come in, it's a bit stormy in our area nowadays.

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish?
   Bananarama. I'm more of a recipe dependent then wing it after kind of cook.

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.
What did they say to get in hot water?
    What did what say to whom? I'm dizzy from the Chardonnay.

8. Is your pot black?
      Absolutely not, it's stainless silver. Were you asking about the bottom of my pot?  

9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?
       I am not sure if it qualifies, maple syrup for pancakes. So tasty and syrupy... plus you can do a lot of things with it, if you use your imagination.

10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?
       Half-crock crock pot. Left over, from harry potpot.