The Queen's Meme: The Tick-Tock Meme

The Tick-Tock Meme

1. Are you a Rolex watch, a Mickey Mouse watch, or a pocket watch?

For my love of Dan Brown, who just released The Lost Symbol... I choose a Mickey Mouse Watch plus my son just learned to shout Mickey yesterday!

2. Can you think of a time when you couldn't see the forest for the trees?

Never, I just have to look at our backyard and see trees.

3. Can you think of a time when you were on the outside looking in?

What did you see?

I see a little boy and little girl peeking back at me.

4. Go back in time. Maybe a long time ago, maybe today. Pick an hour you'd like to freeze frame forever and tell us why. It doesn't have to be THE most important hour of your life, but make it a good one.

An hour to freeze frame forever? The hour I spent in Ocean Park, Hongkong. I miss going places and visiting theme parks. I never get to do it anymore.

5. If you were a cuckoo clock, what would others say about you?

That cuckoo is reeeeeally cuckooooo.

6. Can you think of a time when time stood still?

Right now, I'm stuck. 

7. Watch this! You are a stopwatch. What would you stop?

Crime! 

8. Imagine you were just born and have infinite wisdom. After the doctor smacks your newborn dust ruffle you look around and say to the Universe: "Give me a whole lifetime to do "this" and I will bless the day I was born."

What did you choose?

what's right.

Who? What? When? Where? Why?

Cover of THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE

The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

Who ....

is easy to love? ....my husband, he's amazing!

do you just wanna smack? my daughter who's stubborn like me.

do you trust? my 2 best friends

do you talk to when you're alone? my schizophrenic self.


What....

dangerous things do you do while driving? ...i don't drive

are you allergic to? dust, dust mites and dust bunnies.


is Satan's last name? Beelzebub


is the last thing that moved you? The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger


is the freakiest thing in your house? that would be me. (lol!)



When.....

is it time to turn over a new leaf? when the leaf has become withered, wilted and brown
 will you be all that you can be? no. I can't be all that. 
is enough enough? Never!
do you go to the dark side? Always when there's a power outage.

Where....

are your pants? inside the closet...

is your last will and testament? still haven't made one.

is your junk food stash? it's hidden in a secret cupboard.

is Carmen Sandiego? I have to ask Nickelodeon.


Why..... was the Lone Ranger alone? He left Tonto or was it Toto somewhere else.

was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? They ran out of black so they used  red.

are musicians sexy and plumbers not? I think because plumbers are associated with toilets and pipes.

are there no seat belts on school buses? Because you can't strap kids in, they'd scream if they can't move around.


Would you....
swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? Nope. I don't know where it is and I can't swim.

forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? Been there, done that!

rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? who wouldn't?

you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window?  If I'm quick enough to wear a life vest and pack a parachute.

Would you just float around in space for while? Nope, I might get abducted by aliens.

The Queen's Meme: Message in a Bottle Tag

Somewhere in a faraway bloggiverse on an island with a palm tree swaying in the breeze, a message bottle sits side by side with a Pina Colada and a cute little striped umbrella horizontally tilted in the beachy sand.

Did YOUR bottle make it to land? Have you checked lately?

There are now 285 bottles floating in the bloggy ocean just waiting to be mysteriously delivered to a tropical island near you. It's time you added yours!

Here are the rules:

You are about to send a virtual Message In a Bottle across the Blog Ocean. Leave a message in the sand or on the bottle. Write anything you wish. Be a pirate or a poet. Serious or silly. Rant or ruminate.

Anonymous or not.
What message would you like to send out to the universe?

Message In A Bottle Meme

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1. Compose a message to place in your virtual bottle below.

It can even be ANONYMOUS message.

I will not reveal your identity.

2. Right click and Save the graphic below

3. Use a graphics program of your choice to place the message on the picture

4. Post the meme and these rules on your blog

6. Tag a minimum of five people - or your entire blogroll - to do the same.
Notify them of the tag.

For my edited photo:

 

The photo above is for the blogiverse!

But here's another one for the man of my life (if I'm stuck on an island)

 

Since this is a tag, I hope to tag:

1. Pehpot
2. Kikamz 
3. Enchie 
4. Chris 
5. Rose 

This is the minimum five I'm tagging, but I'd actually like to tag the whole blogroll and if you want to be added at my links, then you better do it as well. It's a great tag!

The Queen's Meme: The Bachelor's Dating Meme

#6 The Bachelor's Dating Meme

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate

    Go look at nests!

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?

     Not here!

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine

      Why on earth would you penalize a good woman?

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?

       You're wrong, ask the one from the Dark Side.

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional

        Stay away from me! Do you even know the meaning of dysfunctional?

6. Does this profile make me look fat?

        Absolutely! Delete your profile to make you look thin.

        

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity 

         And you'll forever wonder why you're single! 

The Queen's Tuesday Meme

As a sidenote, this is my 100th post and speaking of bachelors... my husband was one before I reeled him in through a shotgun but that's a different story.
I just want to post a shoutout to him.
Come and join the simple get together later here in our house... we got spaghetti and spring rolls.

The Queen's Meme: WBLOG TV

Welcome back to The Queen's Meme. Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun! If you'd like to be linked here as a member of the royal family, just leave a comment and of course, please link back to us. Feel free to grab a badge from the sidebar for your own blog or copy and link the image you see here.

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:

Don't end up in the dungeon.

WBLOG TV: The Meme

Welcome to WBLOG TV

The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:

1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why?

Image via Wikipedia

      Personality wise, I'd be a cloudy day. You'll never know whether in a few minutes you'll see the sun shining or it's going to rain cats and dogs. That's just me, being plain unpredictable.

     

2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world?

      Death of Former President Corazon C. Aquino, a very gracious lady known for unseating Former President Ferdinand Marcos through People Power.  

3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin?

Our country is a third world country which is largely dependent on the U.S. --- economy wise, if America is in recession, we're in the kankungan ( roughly translated: you'll be picking us in fields of kangkong). Ideas for saving the planet from financial ruin? Equal distribution of funds? Rich gives to the poor? Sorry, that's all I got. 

4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it!

In recent news, they cast Mys in Supernatural as the only hunter that will help the Winchester Boys to fight Lucifer in the new season of Supernatural. Will Mys have what it takes? Which of the Winchester boys will fall madly in love for her? Is there hope for mankind when earth becomes the battleground of angels and demons?

5. The Sports Channel: 

Sport name: Pongping 

Teammates: I pick Vannie, Jen, Thom, Bud, and TwistedSister

Rules: Played on a tabletennis/pingpong table - 3 on 3.

          Everyone takes a turn whacking the ball, make sure it bounces on their side of the table first. Whoever reaches 12 first, wins!

6. The Comedy Channel: 

          Do my best rendition of myself...hahaha. Kidding. Wait! I have to chug the gallon of chardonnay again and try all the routines and jokes that Bert used in one of their shows when they were looking for the final act. Why did the chicken cross the road???  

7. The Religious Channel: 
           Religion's name: Mommy-ism : Well, I revert back to my first Commandment: World Peace! If your souls aren't saved because of it, well.... (fill in the blanks!)


         

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?
           I have 2 options, take your pick: The Legend of the Mys (courtesy of Yenz) or my oldie but goodie  Confessions of a Madwoman!
           But if we're talking about my favorites, check out my Thursday 13 post.  
         

The Queen's Meme: The Cooking Meme

The Cooking Meme (What Is The Meaning of Thyme and Other Deep Questions)

1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?

    Research on its possible uses, combinations, if it's a herbal remedy or just plain used for cooking.

2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?

This one is an egg that cracked and had a nervous breakdown. Is this a trick question?

       

3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?

    I don't whip, I most likely whisk! But then I don't bake, so why are we talking about it?

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?
    They're not in drawers, they're in spoon organizers, they still spoon though. As for the wooden spoons, well they should know better than to spoon with each other.
5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.
Why did you close them?
    The rain might come in, it's a bit stormy in our area nowadays.

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish?
   Bananarama. I'm more of a recipe dependent then wing it after kind of cook.

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.
What did they say to get in hot water?
    What did what say to whom? I'm dizzy from the Chardonnay.

8. Is your pot black?
      Absolutely not, it's stainless silver. Were you asking about the bottom of my pot?  

9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?
       I am not sure if it qualifies, maple syrup for pancakes. So tasty and syrupy... plus you can do a lot of things with it, if you use your imagination.

10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?
       Half-crock crock pot. Left over, from harry potpot.     

The Queen's Meme: Mission Impossible

tThe Queen's Meme No. 2 ~ Mission Impossible

The Mission Impossible Meme

Lift off!

 

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

My glucometer. I need it to check my blood sugar. They wouldn't want me to die in outerspace, would they? Unless of course all the meals are sugarfree.

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.

What is the first thing you would write on the board?

Cover of Dangerous Minds

I'm lifting the scene from Dangerous Minds with a few revisions of my own. Scratch a nail on the board to make an ear piercing noise.Then write on the board, " I ______ to die."

Ask the class to fill the blank with a verb.  

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?

Read and discover what is it about me that is being written about. I'll check if that blog's traffic is better than mine. If it is, then I make another blog of myself with all the derogatory things about me. lol!

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Food! I'm a lazy glutton.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

Chicken and Pork Adobo, Native Rice cakes, and my specialty Carbonara.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

Ask where's the costume party? Or is he reminiscing the time when he had to wear girl clothes and dance to spice girls when we were freshmen in college?

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

This is a no-brainer for me. Perfect health for a lifetime. Just because. But wait, if I pick number 1, do I die after 10 years? just asking.



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Queen's Meme: Blog Outside the Box!

The Blog Outside The Box Meme

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:

Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.) 

Contempt of court! I was watching them sentence Bud  and I was protesting so there I am, in deep doo-doo. 


2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
  Confessions of a Madwoman! just plain crazy

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
    Where are you???!!!
4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
    I'm joining the Supernatural guys (Dean and Sam) with the Harry Potter people fighting 'you know who'.  
  

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.

    Sorry, won't happen! I play too nice!

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

     World peace!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.

      I always wished I could make a successful, fun and inspirational, quirky blog meme like what you and others have done.